这样的事情好像还真不少啊，如果是我的话，我可能会这样说： -Excuse me? I beg your pardon? --@#$#%$^%^%& -Shame on you, why do you have to be so disgraceful? You can shut up now. --@##$$ why dont you shut up? (脑补) -Oh yes of course I will shut up, otherwise you probably will have a heart attack, and poor thing, I am sure you will go to hell after your life ends, which,... may happen very soon... 如果他/她再说FuXX you之类的， - You wan fuxx me? you know what, i dont want to fuXX you at all, you are so old and ugly and no one in the world would ever want to fuxx you. you are so doomed..go back to your home and use your own hand. yy一下，不过可能真的被我遇到我就怂了~~~