If you are interested let me know
mobutu <mobutu@jubii.dk>to me
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Dear Sir/Madam,


Your name and email address was made available to me
by world trade center a trade directory in my country
though I didn’t disclose my real intention to them. My
name is Sesuah Mobutu the son of the late President of
Democratic Republic of Congo, who us now dead and
bless memory.


I am interested in investing about twelve million
united states dollars (US$12 MILLION) in your esteemed
company by my late Father of bless memory, in a fixed
deposit with a maturity date of some years. However,
the date of maturity of the money is due and my Father
is dead, and I been the first son automatically become
the beneficiary of the money. But ever since the death
of my father our family have been having legal battle
with the new Government of our country which have
resulted in the confiscation of my father properties
and assert and also the frozen of this bank account
both home and abroad.


Now that the maturity date of the money is due, and I
don’t intend to keep this money in our country for
fear that it will be discover and size pending a long
legal battle therefore I wish to look for a reputable
company abroad where I can invest this money.


Consequently, I can arrange to have this money move to
Europe by cash so that you can go and take delivery of
it. And for your involvement, I have decided to reward
you with three million united states dollars (US$ 3m)
and the rest of the money I will invest in your
company, and also any money you spend will be deducted
from my share of the money.


If you are interested let me know via private email(mobutu_ses@walla.com)

so that I will go ahead and make the necessary arrangement about the movement of the money to Europ.


Regards.

Sesuah Mobutu

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乳牛定律：乳牛的腦容量和胸部大小呈反比。

男女

床：女人愛情的起點，男人愛情的終點。

上床：脫掉了衣服和面具，男人和女人開始用最原始的方式表達愛意。

叫床：在半夜最能引起共鳴的天籟，常常引來鄰居撞牆抗議。

起床：人醒了，愛情也走了。

職場

企業e化：公司的電腦系統向上提升，人腦素質向下沈淪的過程。

企業神話：愈弱智的企業往往有越多的神話。

企業文化：老闆穿在身上的國王新衣，你明明看不見，卻又不敢說。

企業腐化：導致公司從神話變成笑話的一種化學變化。

流行

奧斯卡：美國電影工業的樂透彩。

星光大道：樂透彩開彩前的明牌介紹節目。

明星：如果運氣好，就能成為奧斯卡提名的大牌。

脫星：拿不到奧斯卡的女明星，乾脆就地脫光炒新聞。

小輝輝嘉言錄：

女人怕男人感情變心，

男人怕女人身材變形。