飞行员手册【俺也转个搞笑滴】Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
每个起飞是自愿性的, 每个降落是强迫性的。
Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal the number of take offs you've made.
经常保持降落数目与起飞数目相等。
When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No-one has ever collided with the sky.
当你觉得混乱时，请保持高度，因为没有人跟天空相撞过…
The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.
生存的机会是跟着陆角度是成反比例的。大的着陆角度，小的生存机会…
There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
要做出好的降落有三个原则，但不幸地，没人知道是哪三个…
If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller... That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.
当你把控制杆推前，房子变大了；当你把控制杆拉后，房子变细了；但当你拉着不放� (more...)
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