Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,vacillating, calculating, agitating, Maddening and infuriating hags!
HIGGINS Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?
PICKERING Of course not!
HIGGINS Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
PICKERING Nonsense.
HIGGINS Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
PICKERING Never.
HIGGINS If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
PICKERING Of course not!
HIGGINS If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
PICKERING Nonsense.
HIGGINS Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
PICKERING Never.
HIGGINS Well, why can't a woman be like us?
Let a woman in your life?
And your serenity is through.
She'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome,
and then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you...
Let a woman in your life?
And you're up against a wall,
make a plan and you will find,
that she has something else in mind,
and so rather than do either you do something else
that neither likes at all
You want to talk of Keats and Milton,
she only wants to talk of love,
You go to see a play or ballet,