【幽默笑话】转发,宅男追美女
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using iamso1.dll; using ptt.dll; public static void main(string[] args) { OTAKU so1=new OTAKU(); present MyPresent=new Present(); int Choose=1; Bool SuccessOrFail=false; String Girl=""; String GirlPhone=""; String CallConsquence=""; String SendConsquence=""; String DateConsquence=""; do { Girl=so1.GetGirlsName(); switch(Choose) { //找電話並且打電話 case 1: GirlPhone=so1.GetPhoneNum(Girl); CallConsquence=iamso1.Call(GirlPhone); SuccessOrFail=iamso1.Analysis(CallConsquence); if(SuccessOrFail==true) { iamso1.Upher(); ptt.GoToSexPost("超爽的~"); } else { Messagebox.Show(CallConsquence); Choose=2; } break; //送禮物攻勢 case 2: SendConsquence=so1.SendPresent(Girl,MyPresent); SuccessOrFail=iamso1.Analysis(SendConsquence); if(SuccessOrFail==true) { iamso1.Upher(); ptt.GoToSexPost("超爽的~"); } else { Messagebox.Show(SendConsquence); Choose=3; } break; //約出去 case 3: try { do { DateConsquence=so1.Date(Girl); SuccessOrFail=iamso1.Analysis( DateConsquence); if(SuccessOrFail==true) { iamso1.Upher(); ptt.GoToSexPost("超爽 的~"); } else { Messagebox.Show(SendCo nsquence); } }while(1); } catch(Exception ex) { MessageBox.Show("例外訊息 "+ex.ToString ()); Choose=4; } break; //吃不到 case 4: ptt.GoToHatePost(so1.EatFail()); break; Default: break; } }while(1); class OTAKU { OTAKU() { HairStyle hair =mess; BodyStyle body=HeavyAndShort ; FaceStyle face=Retard; Favorite likes=ComicAndACG; } //發現正妹,取得名字 public static String GetGirlsName() { String Name=""; Name=iamso1.GetName(); return Name; } //Google姓名找電話 public static String GetPhoneNum(String GirlName) { String PhoneNum=""; PhoneNum=iamso1.Google(GirlName); return PhoneNum; } //送禮物 public static String SendPresent(String GirlName,Object present) { String Response=""; Response=iamso1.Send(GirlName,present); return Response; } //約出去 public static String Date(String GirlName) { String Response=""; Response=iamso1.Date(GirlName); return Response; } //吃不到 public static String EatFail() { String Hate=""; Hate="FxxK! 商娥撫碧曲!!PUMA!!!"; return Hate; } } class Present { Present() { PresentPrice price=1.25cent; PresentStyle style=sick; } } --------- 執行結果: case1: (掛斷電話聲 case2: 抱歉 我想我們以後還是保持點距離好了..(正妹露出一臉厭惡樣 case3: 我明天有事情耶 我後天也有事情說 我大後天也有事情 只要是你我都沒空!!! 例外訊息:正妹已經搬家 case4: [黑特]FxxK! 商娥撫碧曲!!PUMA!!!
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